Welcome to Laney Palm Arts

Where whimsy meets glass and your inner child is always invited to run with scissors.  Explore a playful world of handcrafted glass creations—from adorably quirky Shroomiez plant companions to one-of-a-kind jewelry that sparkles with personality. Every piece is made with heart, humor, and a little bit of magic (okay, and fire—because science).  Whether you're here to adopt a Shroomie, gift a treasure, or just smile at some googly-eyed glass, we’re so glad you found us.

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Reviews

★★★★★  “My cat won’t stop bowing to it.”
By: MushroomLover420 (but like… casually)

I placed my Shroomie, Sir Wigglecap III, next to my windowsill cactus. Within 24 hours, my cat started treating it like royalty. She brings it offerings—mostly socks and stolen bread. One time, I heard Gregorian chanting from the living room. I live alone.

The Shroomie doesn’t move.
It just knows things.

Also, my plants haven’t died since Sir Wigglecap moved in. Coincidence? The cactus seems... smug.

Would buy again. Already cleared shelf space for the next mystical glass being.

★★★★★ “Unexpected emotional support mushroom.”

By: FerningInLove

I bought a Shroomie thinking it would just be a cute plant stake. Instead, I’ve formed a deep emotional bond with a glass mushroom that has no mouth but so much judgment. It stares at me while I water my plants like it's proud of me. My monstera has never looked happier. 10/10, would let the Shroomie haunt my windowsill again.

— Glenda Fernsworth, Houseplant Enthusiast & Amateur Moss Whisperer

★★★★★  “Cured My Houseplant’s Social Anxiety”

— DefinitelyNotASentientFern8

I bought a Shroomie named “Glorp” and placed him in my ficus pot. Within minutes, my plant stood up straighter, started humming lo-fi beats, and now insists on being called “Chad.” Glorp doesn’t speak (no mouth), but the vibes are loud.

Last Tuesday, I caught them playing Uno at 3AM.

Neither of them has hands.

I don’t ask questions anymore.

10/10, would absolutely adopt another one before they unionize.

★★★★★ “Spoke Latin in my sleep.”
By: SusanFromHRbutOffTheClock

I bought a Shroomie named Kevin. Normal-looking guy. Glassy stare. Cute cap. I put him in a flowerpot, walked away, and suddenly my dreams are in Latin. I haven’t taken Latin.

Kevin doesn’t do much. He just sits there. Judging. Watching. Occasionally vibrating when Mercury is in retrograde.

Last week, a neighborhood squirrel brought him a tiny crown made of acorns. We haven’t seen the squirrel since.

Anyway, five stars. Great décor.
Not haunted. Probably.

About me

Hi! I’m Laney — maker of whimsical glass jewelry and the slightly oddball Shroomiez. Every piece is handmade, kiln-annealed for strength, and crafted to bring joy (and maybe a laugh). Thanks for supporting small, weird, and wonderful art!

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Our unique glass creations will add a touch of elegance to any room. Explore our collection and find the perfect piece for yourself or as a gift for the weird ones in your life.